It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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