I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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