she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
