now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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