I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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