that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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