found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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