I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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