Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Also, beer. Big fan.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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