In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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