I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
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