i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I got inside last night via doggy door
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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