Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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