road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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