i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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