If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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