"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
