me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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