I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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