Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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