I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
My liver just broke up with me...
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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