We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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