What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
He has the fingertips of a God
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