Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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