I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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