Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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