What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
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