i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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