i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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