I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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