I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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