At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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