my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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