nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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