People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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