New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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