it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Swine flu is the new snow day.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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