problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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