Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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