You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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