Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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