So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
