But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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