he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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