we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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