no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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