that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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