pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
He did a backflip because drugs
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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