Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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