So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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