i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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