it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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