left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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