I only kidnapped one of them. chill
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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